SHE is reaching into a bathtub filled with ice and beer.
Her: "So what do you want? I think they might have some Coors ..."
Unconsciously, my eyes drift downward - she turns to catch me admiring her ass.
Me: "I think I'd like to try something ... CANADIAN this time."
Her: "Oh you - I know exactly what you're thinking!"
Oh right ... did I mention that she lives in Canada?